Ginny Weasley

I met her out dancing on a Saturday night,

A flame haired vixen who set my world alight,

Talking to a boy standing by the bar,

Who’d been looking for me since I sold him my car.

She said she didn’t like Harry Potter,

Said she thought it was all a joke,

Said she’d never smoked marijuana,

The only thing she did was coke,

She said she liked to dress up at night,

Told me she wanted to please me,

I never did like Harry Potter,

But she looked just like Ginny Weasley.

Tapped her on the shoulder asked her to dance,

Promised her I wasn’t looking for romance

She looked me up and down then turned away,

That was before I proceeded to say,

Won’t you baby dance with me tonight?

I got a little problem only you can put it right,

I got a fixation and to tell you the truth,

The only way to solve it is to dance with you.

She said she didn’t like Harry Potter,

Said she thought it was all a joke,

Said she’d never smoked marijuana,

The only thing she did was coke,

She said she liked to dress up at night,

Told me she wanted to please me,

I never did like Harry Potter,

But she looked just like Ginny Weasley.

At the end of the night I decided to impress her,

So I took her for a kebab and a bottle of Tizer,

We kissed on a corner as I walked her home,

Two drunks together not wanting to be alone.

That kiss for me didn’t move heaven or earth,

I was too drunk to notice for what it was worth,

We stumbled inside as night turned to day,

And she got me upstairs before she blew me away.

She said she didn’t like Harry Potter,

Said she thought it was all a joke,

Said she’d never smoked marijuana,

The only thing she did was coke,

She said she liked to dress up at night,

Told me she wanted to please me,

I never did like Harry Potter,

But she looked just like Ginny Weasley.

She said she didn’t like Harry Potter,

Said she thought it was all a joke,

Said she’d never smoked marijuana,

The only thing she did was coke,

She said she liked to dress up at night,

Told me she wanted to please me,

I never did like Harry Potter,

But she looked just like Ginny Weasley.

Now I’m lying here some girl by my side,

Trying to remember what happened last night,

All I can recall was I was dancing with you,

Then you hugged me and said we were through.

What was his name the bastard by your side?

Jackson, Hugh kissing you last night,

He’s not the one for you, you have to believe me,

I love you and I just want you to love me.

She said she didn’t like Harry Potter,

Said she thought it was all a joke,

Said she’d never smoked marijuana,

The only thing she did was coke,

She said she liked to dress up at night,

Told me she wanted to please me,

I never did like Harry Potter,

But she looked just like Ginny Weasley.