Roger Ramjet

We lie in bed,

And we’re both wide awake,

This nocturnal boredom,

Is more than I can take.

I reach over your body,

For the remote control,

You turn your back to me,

Your body’s gone cold.

I shrug my shoulders,

And turn on the TV set,

Looking for something,

To help me make me forget,

There’s Inspector Gadget,

On channel six o two,

He’s saving the world.

I’m stuck here with you.

I want to fly with Roger Ramjet,

I want to dance with Betty Boo,

I want to laugh with Roger Rabbit,

But I only want to be with you.

I push you in the back,

As you begin to snore,

The noise is getting louder,

I can’t take it anymore.

Just as I’m about to leave,

You open your eyes,

You see Mickey on the TV,

And you sit up and smile.

The cartoons keep coming,

All through the night,

We’re laughing together,

As Tom and Jerry fight.

You kiss me on the cheek,

And say leave on the TV.

You’ve got a thing about,

A rabbit called Bugs Bunny.

I want to fly with Duck Dodgers,

I want to smoke dope with Scooby Doo,

I want to play golf with Captain Caveman,

But I want to be here with you.

Now each night,

As we turn out the lights,

We turn on the television,

And we no longer fight.

I hold you in my arms,

As we laugh at Daffy Duck,

We both don’t like Tweety,

So that’s the time to.

I want to fly with Roger Ramjet,

I want to dance with Betty Boo,

I want to laugh with Roger Rabbit,

But I only want to be with you.

I want to fly with Duck Dodgers,

I want to smoke dope with Scooby Doo,

I want to play golf with Captain Caveman,

But I want to be here with you.

I want to fly with Roger Ramjet,

I want to dance with Betty Boo,

I want to laugh with Roger Rabbit,

But I only want to be with you.