Met Myself Me

I met myself the three bears,

And little red riding hood,

I met myself the Dark Lord,

And knew he was up to no good.

I met myself so many people,

From myth to celebrity,

But most of all I met myself,

I met myself me!

I met myself King Arthur,

And his knights of the round table,

I met myself brave Hercules,

Read each of those Greek fables.

I met myself a superhero,

Met myself St George,

I met myself that preacher man,

Memorised his every word!

I met myself so many people,

From myth to celebrity,

But most of all I met myself,

I met myself me!

I met myself a red headed girl,

At the end of science fiction,

I met myself her mother,

As we were kissing in her kitchen!

I met myself many teachers,

Who taught me about life,

I met myself a lover,

Who became my wife.

I met myself so many people,

From myth to celebrity,

But most of all I met myself,

I met myself me!